Another beer

Write your answers on a postcard

And send them to the coastguard

       For I have no use for them here.

You think you’re so fucking clever,

Well go on, pull my fucking lever

      And fetch me another beer.

Einstein conquered relativity

While Freud mapped brain activity

      And Columbus sailed from far to near

But let me make this crystal clear,

You see me smiling from ear to ear

      So leave me alone, get out of here.

      But fetch me another beer.